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值星官報告：037將Zion獻給重新插上管的癲牛先生。也希望自己能早點到達彼岸。

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Turn your lights down low

And-a pull your window curtain
Oh let Jah moon come shining in
Into our life again
Saying ooh, it's been a long, long time (Long, long time)
I kept this message for you, girl
But it seem I was never on time
still I wanna get through to you, girl?
On time, on time (Lauryn - What)
I want to give you some love
I want to give you some good, good loving (Mm, mm mm)
Oh I, oh I, oh I (Yeah)
I want to give you some good, good loving (Mm)

Turn your lights down low (Word, word word)
Never ever try to resist, oh no (No, no, no)
Oh let your love come shining in (No, no, no)
Into our lives again (No, no, no)
Saying: ooh, I love you (I love you, I love you)
And I want you to know right now (Know right now)
Ooh I love you (Uh uh, yeah, uh uh)
And I want you to know right now (Mm)
That I (No, no, no)
That I (No, no, no)
I wanna give you some love (Mm, uh, yeah, uh)
I wanna give you some good, good loving (Good, good)
Oh I, oh I, oh I (Mm, mm mm, mm)
I wanna give you some good, good loving

Yeah, uh uh
Loving you is a like a song I replay
Every three minutes and thirty seconds of every day
And every chorus was written for us to recite
Every beautiful melody of devotion every night
This potion might, this ocean might carry me
In a wave of emotion to ask you to marry me
And every word, every second, and every third
Expresses the happiness more clearly than ever heard
And when I play ‘em, every chord is a poem
Telling the Lord how grateful I am because I know him
The harmonies possess a sensation similar to your caress
If you asking then I'm telling you it's yes
Stand in love, take my hand and love Jah bless
Right, right

I want to give you some good, good loving
Turn your lights down low
And-a pull your window curtains
And let Jah love come tumbling in
Into our lives again

Sayin’
It’s been a long, long time
I got this message for you, boy
But it seems I was never on time
Still I wanna get through to you, boy
On time
On time
I want to give you some love
I want to give you some good, good loving
Oh I, oh I, oh I
I wanna give you some good, good loving

Good, some good, good, good, good, good, good

I want to give you some good, good loving

Good, good
Oh I, oh I (Uh, yeah yeah right, right now)
I wanna give you some good, good lovin’ (Yo yo, uh, right, right now)
I wanna, I wanna
I wanna (Oh), I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh (Uh, uh, yeah)
Yeah (Yeah, what, what)
(Feels so good to me) Please don’t forget passionate
Babies in the bassinet
You call, we be ready (Feels so good to me)
Ha ha, Ma steady
(Laugher)
Yeah, yes
Baby love

值星官報告：037說Lauryn Hill是黑的吉田美和。

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不需要宗教色彩，曲子因為Lauryn Hill而動人。

值星官報告：037論文現在倒著寫，寫到第二章了。

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值星官報告：037說恭喜何太太成功取得競爭“史上最惡婆婆”資格。

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值星官報告：037說來聽禽歌。這首歌告訴我們純愛不嫌老，也沒有不夠濃這回事(只有豆漿會變稀)。獻給明天就算我不愛你，但是依然厚臉皮愛著我的稀西C。

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值星官報告：收到了可重複使用的泡泡紙之後，037開始了“永恆是什麼”的哲學思考。

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值星官報告：又趕完一章的037：一點也不爽、很累、覺得東西很爛、自己臉皮很厚。

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值星官報告：再多個幾頁，就可以又多一章了！

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值星官報告：037提供一個好消息請點這兒。從此千錯萬錯都不再是自己的錯，都是費洛蒙，恭喜大家。

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值星官報告：晚上家裡有客人要外出吃晚餐，是間位於“大英街”的韓式料理。037說好在台灣除了凱達格蘭外就沒有大道了，不然叫“大英道”能聽嗎？

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值星官報告：今日跟大家分享037的關鍵字好了：憂鬱、書寫、弒母。

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'Prince of Parties'

I'm the pretty prince of parties
You're a tasty piece of pastry
You're so lighty flighty flakey
I go where the party takes me
I'm the funky monkey junky
You're a flunky bunky donkey
You're a picture of the devil's daughter
I'm a pitcher of holy water
Oh pretty prince of parties where's
the party now? - I don't know.
Oh pretty prince of parties where does
water go? - I let it flow.
Oh pretty prince of parties can I come
to your party? - No.
Oh pretty prince of parties where do
you get your clothes? - They're made
of snow. Pretty party clothes
crocheted of snow.
I'm the mickey Maori minstrel
You're the high priestess of tinsel
I'm the guru god of ganja
Ramashalanka lanka ravi shanka
la la la la la la la la la la la la

值星官報告：網路世界無奇不有，037想知道有沒有二手9成新的論文可以買。

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值星官報告：037說感謝大家的愛戴及鼓勵，努力明年一定不再許同一個願。

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‘I'm Not Crying’

So, you’re leaving, aren’t you?
I knew it when you said just then
when you told me you were leaving
That’s when I definitely knew
But if you’re trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can’t break my heart, it’s liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave
Don’t’ turn back to me
Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying
I’m not crying

I’m not crying
It’s just been raining
on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please. Pleasee, don’t tell my mates
I’m not crying
No, I’m not crying
And if I am crying
It’s not because of you
It’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine who you don’t know who is dying
That’s right, dying
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me
I’ve just been cutting onions
I’m making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I’m not crying
No
There’s just a little bit of dust in my eye
That’s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I’m not weeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand
For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland
I’m not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They’ve been looking around
They’re like searching for you
They’ve been looking for you
Even though I told them not to
These aren’t tears of sadness
They’re tears of joy
I’m just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha
I'm sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we’ve reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife?
I’m not crying
I’m not crying
I’m not cry-y-y-y-
-y-y-y-y-ing

值星官報告：037體重又創新低，看來要回到大一的全盛時期不遠了~

再加一句，037因為游壯壯的豪宅別野心靈頓時富有了起來，打起字也格外有勁了些。

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‘Dave (friend of Flight of the Conchords) explains how to flip a bird’

值星官報告：此段影片乃037當前心情最佳寫照，什麼是flip the bird請見此。

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‘Ladies of the World’

J: Ooohhh....ooooh....
I just wanna, I just wanna
B: Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World
J: Oh yes (J)
B: Just wanna do somethin' special
J: Ah (J)
B: For all the Ladies in the world
J: Is that possible? (J)
B: And the gir-rls
Don't forget them girls
J: Caribbean B: (Ladies)
J: Parisian B: (Ladies)
J: Bolivian B: (Ladies)
J: Namibian B: (Ladies)
J: Eastern Indochinian B: (Ladies)
J: Republic of Dominican B: (Ladies)
J: Amphibian B: (Ladies)
J: Presbyterian B: (Ladies)
J: Outta sight
B: Amazin' ladies
J: Late night
B: Hard workin' ladies
J: Erudite
B: Brainy ladies
J: Hermaphrodite
B: Lady-man-ladies
J: Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be in to you ooo ooo
B+J: All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
By makin' love to you it's the least we can do...
B+J: If every soldier in the wo-orld
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be-eee...
B+J: Redheads not warheads
Blondes not bombs
We're talkin' about brunettes not fighter jets
J: Oooh Oooh it's got to be Sweet 16's not M-16's
When will the governments realize it's got to be funky sexy ladies?
B: I have a vision and all I can see
Is all of you with 'a all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-y
J: I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm
I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky or you're small
I just wanna do a little something special for y'all...
B + J:All the ladies, in the world, you deserve it, Girrrrrrl...

值星官報告：037說感謝粒粒的神奇披風，希望能因此帶來源源不絕的書寫。

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‘Song for Sally’

Sally, I love you
Sally, I love you
Sally, I need you
Sally, I need you, too
I need to be with you
But I don't just love and need you
I love and need and want you, too
I don't just love and need you
I love and need and want you, too, too
Yeah, well I love and need and want you, too, too, too
That's too many- That's just ridiculous
Oh, you could be with me
Or you could be with me
If you wanted to be
If you wanted to be with me
Or me
The only thing stopping you from being with me
Is that you don't want to be with me
It's the same with me
Except with me
But if you did I'd hold you tight
Every single night
And we'd fall asleep together
And we'd wake up in the sunlight
Well, maybe I'm a dreamer
But maybe one day you'll see
That dreams are-
Yeah, yeah
She gets it
Stop cockblocking me
'Cause who knows what makes love stop or start
I can't help but think that now you're engaged we're drifting apart
And who am I to say that love will last?
It won't or it will
But maybe Mark will be involved in an accident
And you'll get a life insurance payment of half a mil
It's not about the money, but it could set us up financially
If you came back to me
Or me.
Sally, I wrote this song to tell you know much I love you
Quite a lot, actually
Even sometimes more than my current girlfriend
I love you so much
I love you, sometimes, even more than my current girlfriend
Sally, I co-wrote this song to tell you how much I love you
It's quite a lot, actually
Well, he's said basically just the same thing
I think he's been looking over at my bit of paper
Except with the girlfriend bit
Ooh, I love you
I love you you you you
Ooh, and I need you
I need you you you you you you you you
I need to be with you
Ditto that
'Cause you and me, we were meant to be
Bret's got a girlfriend
But Sally and me, we were meant to be
Bret, you've got a girlfriend
Yeah well, I'd break it off with her if I knew Sally wanted to be with me
Just so you know Sally, unlike Bret I'm available immediately
Sally, I love you

值星官報告：大雨將037靈感沖刷殆盡，涼爽氣溫使得鎮日瞌睡連連。

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‘Albie the Racist Dragon’

In the Marmalade forest (forest),
between the make believe trees,
in a cottage cheese cottage! Lives
Albie, (Albie,) Albie, (Albie,)
Albie the Racist Dragon - Part Six...

And so all of the villagers chased Albie the racist dragon,
into a very cold and very scary cave.
It was so dark and so scary there that Albie began to cry,
dragon tears, which as we all know turn into jellybeans!
Just then, he felt a tiny hand on his tail,
and he turned around and who should it be,
but the badly burned Albanian boy from the day before.
What are you doing? I thought I killed you!
Grumbled Albie, quite racistly...
No...no! Albie, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames.
I crawled to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured...
Laughed the boy.
Why are you crying, Albie?
Well, all the villagers chased me into this scary cave.
I think it's because I'm soooo racist...
get your hand off my tail. You'll make it dirty.
They didn't chase you here because of your racism.
They chased me here too when I became all disfigured like this.
They just don't like us because...
because we're different to them.

And at that Albie cried a single tear which turned into a jellybean
all the colors of the rainbow!
And suddenly...
Albie wasn't racist anymore!!!
So they sat in the cave (the cave), and ate bubblegum pie (yum) Albie the racist, (Albie the racist,)
Albie the racist (well, not anymore)
dragon.

值星官報告：感念於廖喵的真心手作，037將本日完成進度全數獻給Yoshiki來為他的健康集氣。

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'Mermaids'

B: Mermaid murmured into my ear
The answers to questions
I'm longing to hear.
B+J: Does it relax you
To hear the sound of the land?
Do you, a mermaid, have
Slightly webbed hands?
(AH AH AH)
B+J: Is it normal for a guy to wear
A scuba apparatus
When he makes love in the sea?
Make love to me.
Would it be weird for you
If I touched your fishy half?
It would for me.

B: Do you have mermaid parties beneath the sea?
J: Am I invited?
(AH...)
B: At these mermaid parties do you smoke seaweed?
B+J: If so, then how do you light it?
(OOO...)
B: Are you the answer to a drunken sailor's lonely wish?
B: Wish wish wish...
B: Or are you an optical illusion caused by a woman sitting on a rock
Holding half a fish?
J: Half a sexier fish...
B+J: (AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH)
(AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH)
(OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO)

值星官報告：廖喵的進貢讓037龍心大悅，今日打算衝它個五頁出來!

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“Leggie Blonde”

Goodbye
Goodbye, leggy blonde
Every day I'd look across the office floor
There you were your hair down to your legs
And your legs down to the floor
Leggy blonde, goodbye
Goodbye
Now that you are gone I'll never see you here for tech repair
I wish you knew how much I loved your legs and your hair
Leggy blonde, goodbye
Goodbye
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie
Leggy blonde
Goodbye
Goodbye
I had a budgie but it died
(whoa)
I like pie
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie
Leggy blonde
I'll never get
I'll never get to be with ya
I'll never get to share another cup of tea with ya
I'll never get to let ya know how much I think of ya
I'll never get to tear your clothes off on the photocopier
He'll never get
He'll never get
He'll never get
He'll never get to say
Oooh leggy blonde you got it goin' on
Wanna see you wearin' that thong thong thong
See you getting' on to the break of dawn
(Mumbling) panties on
Goodbye
Goodbye, leggy blonde

值星官報告：037昨晚已完成大魔王關卡的佈局了。現在努力攻往下一個城池(章節)。

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If You're Into It

If you want me to, I can hang 'round with you
If I only knew, that's what you're into

You and him, him and you
If that's what you're into
Him hangin' round, around you
You hangin' round, yeah you're there too

And if you want me to, I will take off all my clothes for you
I'll take off all my clothes for you
If that's what you're into

How 'bout him in the nude?
If that's what you're into
In the nude in front of you
Is that what you'd wanna view?

If it's cool with you, I'll let you get naked too
It could be a dream come true, providing that's what you are into

Is that what you're into?
Him and you in the nude?
That's what he's prepared to do
Is that the kind of thing that you think you might be into?

And then maybe later we'll get hot by the refrigerator
In the kitchen next to the pantry
You think that might be what you fancy?

In the buff, bein' rude
Doin' stuff with the food
Gettin' nude with his food
We heard that's what you are into

Then on our next date
well you could bring your roommate
I don't know if Stu is keen to
But maybe we could double team you

How bout you and 2 dude
Him you and Stu in the nude
Bein lude with 2 dudes with food
Well thats if Stus into it to

All the things I do
The things I'd do for you
If I only knew, that's what you're into

值星官報告：萬丈高樓平地起，吃了慶生粽也該有點氣力了！

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The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room)

Looking at the room, I can tell that you.
Are the most beautiful girl in the...room.
(In the whole wide room).
And when you're on the street, depending on the street.
I bet you are definitely in the top three.
Good lookin' girls on the street.
(Depending on the streets).
And when I saw you at my mate's place.
I thought...what, is she, doing...at my mate's place.
How did he get a hottie like that to a party like this?
Good one, Dave.
(Ooh, you're a legend, Dave).

I asked Dave if he's going to move on you.
He's not sure.
I said "Dave, do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind.
But I can tell he kind of minds.
But I'm going to do it anyway.

I see you standing all alone by the stereo.
I dim the lights down to very low, here we go
You're so beautiful.
You could be a waitress.
You're so beautiful.
You could be a air hostess in the 60s.
You're so beautiful.
You could be a part-time model.
But then I seal the deal, I do my moves.
I do my dance moves.

Lets travel through, just me and you.
As other dudes around you on the dance floor.
I draw you near, lets get out of here.
Lets get in a cab. I'll buy you a kabob.
I can't believe. I'm sharing a kabob.
With the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kabob.
Oh, why don't we leave?
Lets go to my house.
We can feel each other up on the couch.
Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow.

Cause you're so beautiful...
Like a tree. Or a high class prostitute.
You're so beautiful.
You could be a part time model.
But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job.
A part time model.
Spend part of your time modeling.
And part of your time next to me.

My place is usually a bit tidier than this.




值星官報告：One enemy down. Three more to go. Go! Go! Go!

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Bret, you got it going on.

Hey there Bret, I see you looking down.
Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown.
Just because I get more women than you, well that's only because they don't know you like I do.
Sure, you're weedy and kind of shy.
But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy, shy guy.
They want you as the needle when they're rolling in the hay.
Just hear me out when I say...

Bret, you got it going on.
The ladies will get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality.
I said, Bret, you got it going on.
Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate, I wanted to say that you're looking okay, mate."
Why can't a heterosexual guy,
Tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly.
Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem.
Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable.
Because you're bumpable.
Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable.
If I say you've got a boom ow-ow.
Come on Bret, help me out now.

Bret, you got it going on.
(You got it going on!)
That's the conclusion that I've come to.
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.
Bret, you got it going on.
(Got it going on...)
No doubt about it, we'd be gettin crazy.
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.

If one of us was a lady, and I was your man, if I was your man.
Well, sometimes it gets lonely, and I need a woman.
And then I imagine you with some bosoms.
In fact, one time when we were touring and I was really lonely.
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel.
I put a wig on you, when you were sleeping, I put a wig on you.
Oh, ohhh, oooooh, oh, and I just laid there and spooned you.

Bret, you got it going on.

Jemaine: So, hopefully that made you feel better...
Bret: Can I please have a look at the lyrics?

值星官說037現在每天靠著聽Flight of the Conchords來平衡跟時間賽跑的日子。

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Think about it. Think think about it.

Children on the streets using guns and knives
Taking drugs and each other’s lives
Killing each other using knives and forks
And calling each other names like dork

There’s people on the street getting diseases from monkeys
Yeah that’s what I said, their getting diseases from monkeys
Whys this happening, please, whose been touching these monkeys
Leave these poor sick monkeys alone
There sick, they’ve got problems enough as it is

A man is lying on the street, some punk has chopped off his head
And I’m the only one who stops to see if he’s dead, aaoohhh
Turns out he’s dead

That’s why I’m singing, Aaaaoooh what is wrong with the world today?
What’s wrong with the world today, *mumbles* never said nothings wrong with it
Uooo, what is wrong with the world today?
Think about it, think about it, think, think about it

Good cops get framed and put into a can
And all the money that we’re making is going to the maaan

What man, whose the man, when’s a man a man, why’s it so hard to be a man
Am I a man? Yes, technically, yes

Oohh, come on, sont zootka they’re turning kids into slaves
They’re turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers
But what’s the real cost, ‘cause the sneakers don’t seem that much cheaper
Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got little kid slaves making them
What are your overheads?

Well, at the end of your life, you are lucky if you die
Sometimes I wonder why I would even try
Why try
I saw a man lying on the street half dead
He had knives and forks sticking out of his leg
He said, Ahh ahh ahh ahhhhhhhhwww
Can somebody get the knife and fork out of my leg, please
Ooh, could somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees
Yeah yeeeahhh
This is where we break it down
This is where we break it down
We’ll break it down
What are they doing, their breaking it down
What do they do, and now their keeping it funky
Just having a funky jam and then we’re going to drop the beat
And then we’ll bring it back *wails* Up
Wah wah wah waaah!

*Both go to town with the wailing*

Then we’ll take it low
Fading out, fading out
We’re talking about the issues, but we’re keeping it funky
We’re fading out, were just fading out
Why they getting quiet, they’re just fading out
*monkey noises*
Stop touching that monkey

值星官說037正奮力產下一個章節，上背部呈現石化狀態。

Business Trip

由於時間和體重一樣不斷地減少，所以必須採取非常措施。

我知道這樣會讓廣大的忠實讀者失望，但是我必須暫時出個差。

如果任務能夠完成，我就會笑著回來。

如果任務失敗，我還是會回來，但是會很難看。

這段時間還是會有好聽的音樂及賞心悅目的值星官不時報告我的近況給大家。

Mourning and Melancholia

老闆說盡可能靠近要處理的文本及理論，沒有其他的方式。

我想也是。

好像除了正面迎擊，其他的選擇都是逃避。

而且怎麼逃都逃不開自己，因為症狀是存在於體內。

自我懷疑越滾越大，但是我不想成為壓倒自己的那根稻草。

Iron and Wine---Boy with a Coin

因為弦在撩撥

所以可以永遠沉默

因為我終將會被

翻譯理解領會

一點也不輕鬆的人蔘

看著鏡子中日益消瘦的形體，想起了許久前聽聞的一句俗諺：

胖子都比較樂天~

於是我開始煩惱，是否我將越來越陰鬱？還是我會成為一個樂天的瘦子？如果世上沒有兩全其美的事，沒辦法又瘦又樂天，那應該選擇脂肪還是fun？思及此，不得不感嘆起生活的困難，處處存在著困窘的決擇。

值星官說相信自己！

今日我最猛---Masturbathon

很多時候，我們都希望能一舉兩得。就像在剩不到24小時的緊迫下，會希望能邊睡邊將章節內的20頁收尾完成。所以當“讀新聞學英文”遇上“自慰馬拉松”，可以邊掌握時事又接軌國際、自體愉悅同時做公益，這樣一“舉”數得的好康事，一定得跟大家分享。

值星官也很想幫忙，但是因不想出風頭只好作罷。

Tribute to Shockcow

Flight of the Conchords is good.