It’s Business Time!

昨日接到一則絕望的呼救。其中提到馬上之後台灣將往國際化又邁進一步，然而短期內中國應當還無法一統天下所以光是中國話是登不上國際殿堂，英語仍是近幾年主要的語言。有鑑於此，擔憂随之而來，於是決定求助於本部落格。人民的願望就是我的願望，人民的憂愁就是我的憂愁。在此跟大家分享一組來自紐西蘭的鐵師玉玲瓏---Flight of the Conchords。這組人馬說唱俱佳內容詼諧咬字清晰，很適合做成人英語學習教材。在此引其中一個段子---Business Time。附上歌詞供好學人士反覆朗讀背誦。

Aww yeah
That’s right baby.
Girl, tonight we’re gonna make love. You know how I know, baby? Cause it’s Wednesday. And Wednesday night is the night that we make love. Tuesday night’s the night that we go and visit your mother, but Wednesday night is the night that we make love. Cause everything is just right conditions are perfect. There’s nothing good on TV. Conditions are perfect. You lean in close and say something sexy like, “I might go to bed I’ve got work in the morning.” I know what you’re trying to say baby. You’re trying to say, “Oh, yeah. It’s business time. It’s business time.”

It’s business.
It’s business time.
That’s what you’re trying to say you’re trying to say let’s get down to business it’s business time.

It’s business.
It’s business time.
Next thing you know we’re in the bathroom brushing our teeth. That’s all part of it, that’s foreplay. Then you go sort out the recycling. That’s not part of it but it’s still very important. Then we’re in the bedroom. You’re wearing that ugly old baggy t-shirt from that team building exercise you did for your old work. And it’s never looked better on you.

Oh, team building exercise ’99.

Oh, you don’t know what you’re doing to me.
I remove my jeans but trip over them cause I still got my shoes on. But I turn it into a sexy dance.
Next thing you know I’m down to just my socks and you know when I’m down to just my socks what time it is? It’s time for business. It’s business time.

It’s business.
It’s business time.
You know when I’m down to just my socks it’s time for business that’s why they call it business socks.

It’s business.
It’s business time.
Oh.
Ooh, makin’ love.
Makin’ love for two.
Makin’ love for two minutes.
When it’s with me you only need two minutes, cause I’m so intense. Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. You say something like, “Is that it?” I know what you’re trying to say. You’re trying to say, “Aww yeah, that’s it.” Then you tell me you want some more. Well I’m not surprised. But I’m quite sleepy.

It’s business.
It’s business time.
Business hours are over. Right, right.

It’s business.
It’s business time.

值星官透露閒暇之餘也愛精盡英語。